Peyton "Happy Feet" Manning: 0-4 against The Greatest College Football Team On Earth.

Gotta give it up for my boys Bulldog and the Tommy Gun. First ballot tickets into Cooperstown! Smoltzie next year!

"Baseball been berra berra good to me."
- Chico Escuela

I think his main problem is he had major knee surgery less than a year ago. It takes a full year plus for humans not named Adrian "Double-Sided Scooby Snack" Peterson to fully recorver that "wiggle." RGIII was clearly not as mobile this year, but there's reason to think he'll get most (if not all) back. Reading…

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Jon's the good version of the oh-so-evil Phil Fucking Simms.

Cris Collinsworth played for the greatest college footbal team on Earth. Cris Collinsworth is the greatest commentator since the recently dead guy from my hometown of Shithole, FL. Cris Collinsworth was always nice to little Hairy at Fan Day.
What I'm saying is Cris Collinsworth is a God that walks among us.

Gruden's Dirndl?

I call Jay "Mac" because he looks like Mac from "Mac & Me." Bet you dollars to donuts he lands a McDonald's endorsement contract…

Ah yes…the Hugh Culverhouse model. Over the ten years the Bucs set the record for the losingest NFL team in history, they were also the second most profitable. Snyder's an asshole savant.

You should really, really read Jennifer McCarthy's period. It's explosive!

Ah yes, her vermillion vagina shone against the twinkling argent asshole that lent it's sad gravity.

Anyone with young children who thinks The Road is easy to read needs to go back to court and relinquish custody.

The Judge will set anything you got on fire. A righteous and unquenchable fire.

Not to mention that "non-fiction" has gotten to be an awfully slippery definition these days.

I agree. And I produced three of them (much to my unending puzzlement and shame).

Take that description and add ten thousand highly specific geographical references to the Dominican Republic and you have Junot Diaz…

Melissa Joan Hart's jealous.

Clits come in flavors??

While I was reading this article, Miguel's "Pussy is Mine" came up on my iPod.