I'm still wating for Speilberg to do The Lost World 2: We Found It But Then We Lost It Again.

Maybe they were torontoraptors?

Nobody ewxcept Newman.

Oh. Well that's not surprising. Everybody knows Prussians can't shoot.

I caught this horse with the head of a rabbit…born with the body of a rabbit!

Looking back on it 1993 was sooo 1993.

More likely he was killed by maurauding bands of manicurists.

You think then-PFC Broccoli regrets killing Hitler in 1993? Adolph (known, I believe, as "Dolphie" by this time) was 104 years old for cryin' out loud! It would have been hard to not kill him.

Hinky

I always confused Teddy Kennedy with Teddy Ruxpin.

Chocolate covered bacon rocks!!

You're just missing the proper crunch horizon Pariesta whereby the perfect ratio of crunchy fruity candy to chewy chocolate tootsie is achieved.

Not hard to accomplish. I think they use the wax on mini Babybel cheese for the chocolate on Whoppers. They just paint it brown…

It's the same malty grit you get in a malted milk shake. Yummy, yummy malty yummy grit.

Your school feeds a starving saint named Vincent?

Tootsie Roll Pops >>>>>> Tootsie Rolls

Like Good 'n Fucking Plenty. You know why there's plenty? Cuz they ain't good!

No dude Mary Janes are pot. Noobs. Sheesh.

Hey Pocky A-Way!

The giant ones make my tongue bleed. Like the evil that are Blow Pops…when you lick down far enough to uncover an air bubble voila!…lollipop razor blade!