Call Child Protective Services!!

Can't sleep on virus jokes over here!

No. They'll get lots of public exposure, but never actually get released. This will serve to build her sales and media coverage to incredible heights. Oh, wait, you were talking about her songs weren't you? Oh. Then the answer's yes.

Wait, that's from that horrible "Kiss Me Deadly" song isn't it? But Lita Ford did have big boobs that she featured in her videos. So…well played, sir!

And much smaller boobs. His one flaw.

Seriously. But it makes sense. He's a 130 year old ex-football coach who looks like someone's gandma, but damn he loves those empty inspirational aphorisms. Hard for me to believe, though, that Dr. Lou is writing songs for Katy Perry. Does Mark May not sing?

Well it ain' tworking.

I completely agree. His respect for Sondheim and Bernard Herrmann gave him a focus much of his recent work has lacked. And, yes, Depp's singing is actually pretty great; espcially on "Johanna" which is tricky as heck to sing well.

Did Tupac Shakur hang Joe Piscopo on a door once? Once.

Same can be said of Jenna Elfman's looks.

I use "grand" whenever I talk about Styx's first album with Tommy Shaw!

His Sweeney Todd is fantastic. I'm a huge Sondheim fan, and Burton knocked it out of the park. Set design, sustaind mood/tone, lighting, performances (Helena Bonham carter amazed me she was so good as Mrs. Lovett). The only real ding I give it was Alan Rickman was wrong for the judge. He didn't have any fun with him…

Alice in Wonderland does go completely batshit insane in the last reel. I don't know if Burton intended it to, but I thought at the time it was the closest he had come to his classic work in a while.

Not even "She's Out of My Life?"

Totally! And they just picked up this rockin' long duster coat for, like, 30% off! They're gonna totally look like the Trench Coat Mafia now.

Goth/Industrial + Slick Pop = BowWowWowHaus

Were you trying to be ironic? Cuz that's a totally emo response.

Is that a no?

So you're saying there was a lot of people farting at that show and they were so loud you couldn't disitinguish them from the bass? Dude, I'm sorry I missed that show…

AFI should stick to rating movies. They're not even very good at that.