I have rarely found fuck annoying.

Call 555-4444 and ask him…

Robert Plant: Squeeze My Lemon

Actually I'll be bringing my oh-so-affordable-but-still-killer-blues-machine Sheraton II. Whence I shall go all Ralph Macchio on your Steve Vai ass. At which point you will be forced to watch the How the West was Won videos of Jimmy back in the day until you admit your respect - however gruding - for the man.

A lacking tat?

Get some Rivier Spirit ones too, for fat socks.

Oooops! Cue the Totoro theme! "Tooo-to-rooo…To-to-ro…"
Thanks Doc. The song's stuck in my head for the rest of the damn day.

No movie starring Kathy Najimy can ever approach the realm of "good." I call it the "Jennifer Tilly Effect" (except much worse, since Jennifer Tilly has two ways she distracts us men from her mindblowing lack of talent).

I see Priestgasm! as the best Afterschool Special that never happened. With Lance Kirwan as Billy and Helen Hunt as his best friend Charlotte and with Very Special Guest Star Cliff Robertson as Father Mike.

Priestgasm! — Starring Oliver from The Brady Bunch. Directed by Bill Russell.

Prescription: Listen to Aztec Camera's "Get Outta London" ten times a day for the next month.

If you're just going to work with loops and sequencers that's a good place to start. If you're going to be working with a MIDI controller or "live" instrument I really recommend Reason, too. You get a ton of flat-out classic rack effects, synths and drum machines in rock solid emulation software with plenty of buses…

If you don't puke at the ticket counter when you look at your credit card reciept, you'll be fine.

So true. Except Jackie Fucking Brown.

Johnsny Caron?

Yeah, but what I wouldn't give to get to spend a couple of hours in Allison Krauss' recording studio getting her to vocalize…

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Robert Plant: Shagged A Shitload More Birds Than You

But you know something? I listened to that song just the other day. It wasn't the same. Fucking liars.

Loved their single "Happy Happy Joy Joy." Used to listen to it whilst I played with my Log.

Mr. Plant specialized in double entry groupie beeping.