Winner: Steam

The only chance The University would have is if they figured out the name of the football. Otherwise I'll take The Citadel in a walk. The only interesting bet is the over/under on how many times Kvothe breaks into song (and how long he goes on about how awesome he was).

I'll take the Sea Dogs over the Skins. They've got what looks to be a deeper bench.

Are White Walkers going to be on the test? I mean, you've talked about them a lot but you've never gone over that section at all.

I'm taking St. R'hllor University in that one, regardless of the spread.

A girl I grew up with / went to high school with is a mid-level movie actress. Her name is Andrea Powell and she was just in the last Twilight movie and is now in Ender's Game. Not bad for a backwards-ass redneck town in the middle of a swamp.

I would definitely suck her toes.

It's not many people who can claim that a classmate of theirs was dragged from their middle school campus by the world's most famous serial killer (you can verify with a very quick Google).

You're a Barkley, I take it?

Fuck that, where's the legendary Medfield College v. State College rivalry? They held one of the greatest weightlifting contests of all time for crying out loud. I just hope Dexter Reilly didn't read that article, cuz buddy, he's one tough cat. He once saved the President's life after his plane crashed in New York.

Sure. It's easy to be a teetotaller when you're drunk all the time. Or in a Catholic work camp. Or both.

Ah…the first shart of the Fall. I always get a bit misty around this time.

It's Bass Pro Shops. They're scared of cellos, becuase what happens when you turn a cello on its side? Cello…it's a bass!

Be all nice and complimentary. I had a good friend that worked there and she said you really have stroke Cox to get anything out of them.

Ireland pukes on shoes, falls over.

Will second the love of pork. It's the other white meat.

Yeah…you know that gifs of Benedict Cumberbatch are used as currency in many third world countries, right?

His Uncle Danny exposed him to a bunch of unfiltered Mel Gibson when he was a kid. Nobody could come through that undamaged.

Glover's in the Indy Racing League now, too? Dude's multi-talented! o wonder he left Community.

I'm an American. I masturbate to pictures of guns.