Fast? They haven't even reviewed the new John Legend yet.

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So the dude from Aerosmith works at Grantland now?

Depends on if you're talking about her trash cans or not…

Timberland has also said, "I don't write songs. I'm a shoe."

I heard Dowd gave it a C+.

Go to St. Augustine. They can show you. Apparently you put them in big pens and tourists come by and feed them their cellphones.

They had reptiles on the Enterprise?

Especially now that it appears we've found a quaterback.

You come to the Florida counties of Columbia, Union, Lafayette, Hamilton, Suwannee, Dixie, Bradford, Nassau, Madison, Jackson, Holmes, Okaloosa, et. al. and say that @avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus and you're gonna leave with an ass-beating. Forewarned is forearmed.

"There are a lot of Northeasterners in South Florida, so he could have easily been from New York."

Gators prefer to be fed bulldogs, tigers and gamecocks.

I use the stock backgrounds.

Still Bryce Dallas Howard is it? When's Clint gonna just admit he had a sex change?

No, not shark tank…Shart Skank. Just one of Mindy's nicknames.

News, yes…as In:

Beat up Chevy roars away from cottage (driver looks suspiciously like Sauron).

This is bullshit. He already has a series that should be taking up all of his time. And delivering new episodes to me.

How about hop-ons?

Count Chocula?