Tempted but a tooth was discovered.

Shipbuilding?

He's right though. Early MTV could do shit like that.

"Black Coffee in Bed" may be the greatest song ever. Endless love for that song.

And the Illinois Nazi Party.

Ball-E

Fisting Nemo

Monsterdongs, Inc.

No, weiner children.

The first Toy Story went through something similar accourding to Walter Issacson in his Jobs bio. Apparently, for example, in the first version Woody was a total dick.

They're not weiners. They're franks!

In other news, Dixar has announced the release of fifteen "adult-themed" films this week alone.

Good for you. Let us know how it goes.

No! Not Laura Branigan!

Bam!

So, just skip Jean Miller and what his wife called "all the -isms" huh?

I prefer Holdin' Caulfield. I could call him when I need to score.

I think they're going with Terry Crews. Sorry Dewayne…it's a Cane thing.

If Salinger didn't want people thinking he was a cannibal he shouldn't have joined the Royal Navy.

That's definitely better than his real life story, which would feature forty years of him masturbating in a shed for two hours each day then going into town for ice cream.