It's widely known that people in Clemson, South Carolina are there because they're stupid.

Weird Al's "Amish Paradise" maybe?

The Supreme Court apparently supports your suggestion @avclub-ef7d8ff636c7f5e86f5e63b5acfd2859:disqus

I think you got Florida and South Florida mixed up. Two different countries.

It's not Phish…it's The Gourds.

But it's a start!! Anything north of that is really just Georgia anyway.

I know what you mean @avclub-d1cb4bd2c18fe96d6f82f7b60d4aa0a0:disqus  - I'm from High Springs and (and Mofro's J.J. Grey is from Lochloosa) - and it's that Florida that's disappearing right in front of my eyes. Lots of springs and the Ichetucknee River are going dry. The Governor just put a bunch of environmentally…

I damn sure know what you mean.

I'll go with "Sweet Virginia" - heck I've already got the speed inside my shoe!

Your personal song @avclub-85b0faa88b92483cbe957df7eb9602cd:disqus is Zoobombs' (You Got to Get) Mo Funky, Pt. 1

I actually would nominate Neko's "Tacoma"

I thought "Born to Run" stopped being the official song for New Jersey when they fenced the state off and declared it a Superfund site?

I've actually loved the shit out of the Local Hero soundtrack since the day it came out. Good work!

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Taken in front of the hole.

Yeah, the guy who sang "I was born a rebel / Down in Dixie" and "Got my own way of livin' / and everything's begun / with a southern accent" counts as a Californian.

I'd go with Stephen Stills' "Colorado"</v>

Of course it's sexy…

Jesse Helms aside NC was for decades the most progressive state in the South until this last election cycle, when psychopaths - errr republicans - took control of both chambers of the legislature and the governor's mansion at the same time for the first time in 150 years. They have since been steamrolling through an…

"Lazy Guy" by Slobberbone?

Why not Allin's "Last In Line at the Gang Bang?"