No wait, two arms!  He had two arms!  I remember now.

He should have been Robocop.

It's Stephen King.

Or he'll remove a healthy, living tooth from you.

OK, I've heard Felicia's Journey mentioned, and otherwise I've pretty much in the dark.  Thanks for the tips.

I thought The Sweet Hereafter was quite good, but I frankly hated Exotica, which seemed to be quite highly praised.  The only other Egoyan I've tried was Chloe, which was risible and hopefully not representative.

I love how he soothingly offers the guy a cigar at the end of his verbal pistol-whipping.

"Statutory rape, blah blah blah…"

I applaud your discretion.

Holy crap, Louise Lasser?

This movie has David Paymer's best-ever role.  There's a good Random Roles for ya, by the way.

Des Moines: America's Bottom.

Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston as Isembard Kingdom Brunel and Daniel Gooch in Storm Over Swindon!

And my family owned a collie!  Goddammit!  Tell this boyfriend of yours to get his own shtick.

Oh, OK.  Man, I'm glad I dropped out of that Economics of Asia class all those years ago.  I mean what goes on over there?

Well, but, I mean did the family buy their breast milk?  I'm just saying it's possible they didn't actually have to trade the blood for that.  But if they did that's cool too.

Yes.

Hai doggy-man!

They should have gone with my choice, "Atlantic City".  For better and worse, the people in the song are staying in Jersey.

What is this "upstate" you speak of?