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When I first began posting here there were Jorge, Phel, Pilgrim, ZMF, Chauncey, and a few dozen other regulars whom I haven't seen here in a long time.  It's weird to see how many names have gone in and out with the tide.

(sighs)  That was my heyday.

Dean Learner's amazing.  "You two idiots shut up or you'll get a knuckle supper!"

The American pilot's on YouTube for the interested.

He was good in that grape movie, and I actually did think he did a good job as Howard Hughes.

So you were in the Shia LaBoeuf camp, right?

People may call me old school, but I just use a compass.  I've found that information is often north.

If only more people were that environmentally responsible.  What we really need are emissions standards on chainsaws.

My favorites:

Medgar Evers: Um… could I get a patty melt?

I'm not sure that the Friedberg/Seltzer pin is sharp enough to take the piss out of a water balloon, let alone a film franchise.

Knowing me, Victor Lundberg, knowing you, Silent Majority.  Ah-ha.

It's amusing that the one carrying the monkey looks saner.

Victor Lundberg:  Mr. White Male Reality of 1967.

Well for this list, that's pretty meta.

Cheetos will easily outlive us.

Bring back the beard tax!

Thanks for posting this.  That really makes me want to seek out Onetti.

Is that last line from Riddley Walker?

Hell, it's hardly practiced now.