It's Meet the Faulkkers!

Oo!  I wet 'em!

Oh my God, you're my analyst!

I am surprised to find that I might actually want to see this.

@twitter-499832989:disqus : Well what kind of battle is that?  I mean clearly vomit wins.  Vomit is pretty bad, but who's going to choose poop?  I mean except for poopophiles or something.

That is one of the great truths of pop culture.

That was my thought.

Not to mention how he views himself.

Meanwhile, every single episode of Three's Company exists.

I never forget Cop Rock.

Wait a minute, on the "novels by celebrities" threads you claimed to have ghostwritten Naomi Campbell's book.  And now, from a literary perspective, you're ragging on John Le Carre?

They soil their nests.

As long as it's not torn.

@avclub-976e5a7c9f5586745269c99891652285:disqus In crowded, darkened theaters?

Aha, seems definitive!  Thanks, @avclub-1e84c47f0f1b5b5c836f71baa52a1464:disqus !

Well you used the phrase "how many directors out there", so I kind of figured you meant current.  But Huston always comes to mind when literary adaptations come up, so I figured I'd speak my piece/peace.

Seriously.  After the Colorado catastrophe the NRA said, "Well, if the audience had been armed, this wouldn't have happened."

Or as it's more commonly known, the "wisdom of crowds."

Not a current choice, but I would say John Huston.  His adaptations include, but aren't limited to:

Well next year they're making a film of the novelization, so it's all good.