Children's book: The Wind in the Willows

I was going to say it's like listening to a cold pancake slowly absorbing syrup, but your image is more brutally vivid.

There's nothing like a death-themed graduation ceremony to prepare you for the world ahead.

The complete irresponsibility of these jokes charms me.

@avclub-1e850f6bef0bc36ca1f64e95ff1cbd2e:disqus "Celestials" really sounds quite nice.  The implications of the term are somewhat bizarre, but it's refreshing to hear a racial slur that sounds more awestruck than perjorative.

Clapton may also have caused Hitler.  People are looking into it.

Good Lord.  I knew he'd said some things but I didn't realize they were quite so horrible.

That video always kind of makes me tear up.  It's almost unfair to juxtapose Mr. Rogers and Congress.

You think that was boring, try Real Sex, also with Bryant Gumbel.

Thanks, @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus ! I had to wrestle a bit between the feminine and neuter.

Ever tried Exit to Eden?

Eugene Levy or Rick Moranis would have made pretty hilarious Travoltae as well.

You can stop smoking your drugs.  I'm making tea and toast, I'm putting on radio 4, everything's normal!

Hey, I'm in the US— I'm lucky it even made the CNN crawl.

Seriously, this is like when you read an obit thinking, "I could have sworn he/she was dead already."  Like I just did with Thatcher.

Well, this was quite interesting, although I would never have pegged  @avclub-110f08d5c3133981366b5c53ace53241:disqus  as a Zach Braff fan.

That said, Huston's transitional idea (after Gable and Bogart had died, and before he finally decided to go British) of Paul Newman and Robert Redford in the roles does not hold quite the same lustre.

@avclub-4c56756898d633b36107f305da70351d:disqus  That was funny, but I was really hoping to hear him do one of the "aarghs".

Yeah, what is that?  Is it just homefill, or some kind of cactus fountain?

Unless she has a naturally receding hairline, yes.