And you're sure it was from the iron?

Ah crap, I forgot.

Ah crap, I forgot.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus It sure is!

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus It sure is!

Like, how?  What's pretentious about it?

Like, how?  What's pretentious about it?

AV Club, you have been owned.  Forward this to Slate at once!

AV Club, you have been owned.  Forward this to Slate at once!

I think that was probably a good call.  And he really was a better Capote.

I think that was probably a good call.  And he really was a better Capote.

So, Will, I guess one should applaud your restraint in not asking the obvious questions about Capote and Hoffman and Hitchcock and Hopkins.  Which he even alluded to himself.  Was that a precondition, or did you feel it had been discussed enough already, or that it might be tactless?

So, Will, I guess one should applaud your restraint in not asking the obvious questions about Capote and Hoffman and Hitchcock and Hopkins.  Which he even alluded to himself.  Was that a precondition, or did you feel it had been discussed enough already, or that it might be tactless?

@avclub-22f737e47d8261297d774f773ea41105:disqus : Well you always see the Headless Horseman throw his jack-o-lantern at Ichabod Crane, and that's sort of a surrogate head.

@avclub-22f737e47d8261297d774f773ea41105:disqus : Well you always see the Headless Horseman throw his jack-o-lantern at Ichabod Crane, and that's sort of a surrogate head.

To be fair, most days in '80s masturbation are in retrospect a bit sad.

To be fair, most days in '80s masturbation are in retrospect a bit sad.

"Unskinny Bop" is among the worst songs written by humans.  That song gave me chills it was so bad.

"Unskinny Bop" is among the worst songs written by humans.  That song gave me chills it was so bad.

Doubly hilarious and yet triply sad.