HDB, you're not by any chance living in a Bret Easton Ellis novel, are you?

Actually these days that's all they DO own.

Have you ever heard her speak?

Have you ever heard her speak?

He appeared in The Brady Bunch Movie, so make of that what you will.

He appeared in The Brady Bunch Movie, so make of that what you will.

Wait a minute, Gabe Kaplan?  Well now, that's a no-brainer!  He was really wonderfully entertaining as Mr. Kotter— "Mistah Kott-air," right, yeah, remember?— and then he did this one-man show as Groucho Marx, and that was just so clever, and…

Wait a minute, Gabe Kaplan?  Well now, that's a no-brainer!  He was really wonderfully entertaining as Mr. Kotter— "Mistah Kott-air," right, yeah, remember?— and then he did this one-man show as Groucho Marx, and that was just so clever, and…

Glad to help out, @avclub-772800c641bbbf4f700f2bb365294695:disqus .  I got to see Variety in a theater with live musical accompaniment, which makes it especially memorable for me, but just on sheer visual craft it more than holds its own.

Glad to help out, @avclub-772800c641bbbf4f700f2bb365294695:disqus .  I got to see Variety in a theater with live musical accompaniment, which makes it especially memorable for me, but just on sheer visual craft it more than holds its own.

Just talkin' about Megaweapon.

Just talkin' about Megaweapon.

Ahh..ee… sir, I was… ahem, uh… (spreads cards)… Nine high, I've got, um, nothing, nine high.

Ahh..ee… sir, I was… ahem, uh… (spreads cards)… Nine high, I've got, um, nothing, nine high.

I'll see you and raise you a "That's bullshit, man."

I'll see you and raise you a "That's bullshit, man."

I would like to put in words for:

I would like to put in words for:

I can't put them in order, so here's ten of my favorites in alphabetical:

I'll go you one further.  WHERE THE FUCK IS POD PEOPLE?