@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus : Apparently Des Moines.  I didn't believe it either, but statistics don't lie.

@avclub-81fc53c51059936bda7ac43bdcb32449:disqus : I live here too, and frankly it kind of sucks.  Bloomberg's turning the city into the kind of tourist stop that would be perfectly safe for relatively well-to-do Mormons.  It's hardly "The World's Most Exciting City" anymore, unless one's idea of excitement is 15…

@avclub-81fc53c51059936bda7ac43bdcb32449:disqus : I live here too, and frankly it kind of sucks.  Bloomberg's turning the city into the kind of tourist stop that would be perfectly safe for relatively well-to-do Mormons.  It's hardly "The World's Most Exciting City" anymore, unless one's idea of excitement is 15…

My favorite Allen lines:

My favorite Allen lines:

@avclub-8f09b270dacd2e783d0c25f669670902:disqus : He could be Officer Shrift!

@avclub-8f09b270dacd2e783d0c25f669670902:disqus : He could be Officer Shrift!

"Are You Being Served?"

"Are You Being Served?"

They did a number of cow/meat gags involving the surname Veal, but do they ever play off the fact that "Ann Veal" is pretty much "anvil"?

They did a number of cow/meat gags involving the surname Veal, but do they ever play off the fact that "Ann Veal" is pretty much "anvil"?

@Scrawler2:disqus Well, anything goes at bathtime.

@Scrawler2:disqus Well, anything goes at bathtime.

I would prefer a fjord.

I would prefer a fjord.

They're God's cunt flaps.

They're God's cunt flaps.

He will then shrug off Tom Cruise's insignificant bullet.

He will then shrug off Tom Cruise's insignificant bullet.

Actually, isn't 250 kind of skinny for a 6'5" guy?