River Song is like the swimming pool; she may have been jettisoned but she still keeps showing up.

That must become a new rule of all AV Club reviews.

Any tour that contains the phrase "When I say run, run!" is a tour I definitely want to take!

Yes.

Having thought about this some more, it would have made FAR more sense if Tricky KNEW he was a cyborg and would worry every time he sided with the machines that it meant he was becoming one. Then he could have the nice built in conflict with his brother over his disability and his brother hating him, pitying him and…

If someone gave me bionic eyes and an electronic voicebox and told me I was an android, I would figure out they were lying with in twenty four hours when I realized I had to sleep and eat and defecate, or perhaps I would figure it out in five minutes, when I realized I had to BREATHE!

Best! Exposition! Ever!

KING. MAN. for the guy who plays Lear. Obviously given that name for those in the audience who thought that the names of Holly Day and Lionel Train were too subtle.

Uh, the spotted cuckoo bird is flying backwards?

Murdered AND THEN raped?!? If  this  is a  saccharine cozy, I'd hate to see hard-boiled!

I wish I had.

Perhaps next season they will give us the vampire pumpkins.

I now have the image in my head of Three and Eleven arguing over the correct pronunciation of Metebelis 3, with both of them producing evidence to show that his pronunciation is the correct one.

But we could turn the food riots into a game show! Call it something like The Hunger Games! We'd get millions of viewers!

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go sell Volkswagens  and Sonys.

If I understood the show correctly, the stepmother, Abigail,  wasn't the prostitute, her sister was. She was offering Abigail a place to stay because she had no where else to go. However, Abigail's having sex with the pimp, while pregnant, no less, was out of character.  Possibly when the writers said that Don had…

Especially compared to John Slattery, who is one of the best directors Mad Men has had. (Probably because, ironically(character-wise, I mean),  Slattery is innovative in his directing and Hamm is pedestrian.)

I don't think she would have been so upfront about wanting an abortion if it had been an abortion.

That's "wits". "Wits".