I've heard the third leading cause of mercury poisoning in
the United States is licking stripper poles.

A little Sonic Youth makes almost anything better.

Do you want to see the explosions in Kate Winslet's eyes?

God willing, just a question of when…

The metabolism thoery makes more sense, but we're living in the
Age of Audacious Hope . Why should hipsters have to settle for
the classic dilemma of metabolic slowdown as they age when they can
finally dare to live the dream of aimless weight-gain for self-actualization.