In all seriousness, he really needs therapy.  He definitely has narcissistic personality disorder.

Kanye's verse on "Forever" was so bad, especially this gem of a line:

Oh AV Club, you think of everything!

And he has a beer gut now.

That's nothing.  The real crazies are the people who randomly capitalize words.  Why Would you Type like This?

And now you have an avatar called "Dikachu".

Come on, just fuck O'Neal already.

Oh man, he hit the nail right on the head with this one.  What a boring song.  Still gets played all the fucking time on rock radio, for reasons I can't comprehend.  Why not play Rusty Cage instead?

Hey! It's that "nigger" guy!  We don't like your kind around here.

That's really mean.  *cries*

What kind of logic is this?

I'm no longer jealous of Jay-Z.

Call me emotionally stunted.  I can't wait to see mechs and monsters beat the living shit out of each other.

That would be Eminem.

AV Club: It's mostly about "hand feel".

Better than Lil Wayne thinking rock = Linkin Park.

This goes triple for Metallica.

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus "Read a book you illiterate son of a bitch, step up your vocab" has to be my favorite lyric of any party-rap song.

Really, you're going to leave out D'Evils and Can I Live?

Talking yourself up has always been a big part of hip-hop, which is kind of endearing when the rapper is poor, because he's clearly doing it to raise his self-esteem.