CUNT!

CUNT!

Gatsby 2: Electric Boogaloo

Gatsby 2: Electric Boogaloo

Today, we know what a voice full of money sounds like.  It sounds like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
Gatsby had terrible taste in women.

Today, we know what a voice full of money sounds like.  It sounds like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
Gatsby had terrible taste in women.

Insanity and loss?  Sounds like a great idea for a movie!

Insanity and loss?  Sounds like a great idea for a movie!

“I hate sand. It’s so coarse. Not like here. Everything here is smooth.”

“I hate sand. It’s so coarse. Not like here. Everything here is smooth.”

At this rate, they're going to remake the original Terminator next.  Basically, anything that looks dated is fair game, which means pretty much everything from the '80s.

At this rate, they're going to remake the original Terminator next.  Basically, anything that looks dated is fair game, which means pretty much everything from the '80s.

"Back in the day" is not recent enough.  I listened to Eminem a little bit in middle school, didn't listen to him at all in high school, and only recently became a real fan.

Metalheads = blue-collar hipsters.

Metalheads = blue-collar hipsters.

Hey, don't blame it one me.  I didn't ask for these shitty movies.

Hey, don't blame it one me.  I didn't ask for these shitty movies.

Enough with GARFUNKEL
It's time for BARF UNCLE

Enough with GARFUNKEL
It's time for BARF UNCLE

Bruce Wayne is gay.  Right?