It takes very many of them to change a light bulb.

"Deepest of all in her personality was the golden radiance that she diffused around her. As an open fire in a dark room throws romance and pathos into the quiet faces at its edge, so she cast her lights and shadows around the rooms that held her, until she made of her prosy old uncle a man of quaint and meditative…

I thought I was reading Tarkovsky's former AD for a minute there but it ended too soon & it never got around to the God part.

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

I think Mr Show did a pretty good job with that junkie's voice, but I still don't know how they got the junkie to move his mouth on cue like that.

Actually, no one really knows what the original was:

Oh, should have refreshed first…

I don't know, the over-the-topness fits the tone of the show. Although it's kind of a pain the way it suddenly blasts out of the speakers after the cold open if you live in an apartment with thin walls.

"Squirting Ringworm Taco" is the finest poem yet written:

When the episode started I didn't want to be to quick to judge the changes. I watch Top Chef (and Project Runway) primarily because I'm fascinated by the creative process, and I thought the producers might still work in the menu planning and crew selection in flashbacks. Instead we got what we got. They could have…

No, LCK is the only good idea the producers have had (except for the All Star Season) for several seasons.

No, don't torch your TV set!

& yet Charlize isn't going to get any awards for that one, though she should…

Amarillo College?

Cool. Thanks!

Is that a "We Need To Talk About Kevin" quote?

I haven't seen Life, but Brent Sexton was so good in his original run in the program now under discussion that I was sore disappointed when they finished that arc & it became apparent his character wouldn't be a regular. So I'm looking forward to seeing him again.

I have a friend whose baby mama, whom he was living with in a house which he had put himself into massive debt to build for her and their family, used to obsessively clean the place, running the vacuum and scrubbing floors at all hours of the morning. They eventually broke up when he found out she had been carrying on…

OOPS! My original comment contained spoilers for things I mistakenly thought took place at the end of the season & not in the Xmas special.

And that man when on to father babies with Shania Twain.