God damn it, you're a shitty driver, teadoust! Switching lanes back and forth, back and forth, not a turn signal to be seen. That cell phone is attached to your ear at all times, isn't it? Always blowing red lights so you can get home and eat ice cream with your hands. Boy, I feel sorry for you!

Just the one thing, Leo Strauss was very much a conservative. One of their leading lights, in fact.

Christ
Killed by a bee sting. Is there any way to know if you're allergic beyond the obvious?

@anomolos,

And wait a corn dog and ice cream sundae second, wasn't the electoral college put in place so the elites could make sure that the "just folks" farmer didn't get into office? Yeah, the thousands of acre owning, Europe traveling, college educated, law degree brandishing Founding Fathers wanted someone average to lead…

"Last I checked, Palin wasn't advocating an official national church."

Yes, there are a lot of slogans that start with " True Americans for this" "Real Americans for that" and underneath the slogan is the idea that there are those who oppose it and are therefore not as real Americans. I'm sure both sides have made slogans such as that. I can also guess which side made more. But show me…

"Most Americans, including most liberals, are Christian. She seems to take her faith and her family seriously—is that such a giant crime?"

@anomolos,

There's so many!!
Jim Belushi and Werner Herzog. Jimbo could be the new Klaus Kinski, Werner! I bet he is!

Why?
Why?

Possible Twist Possibilities:

The same thing happened
to the Roman Empire. Had to settle for centaur porn.

I didn't see the show for the Joan Rivers roast
but they played the hell out of this one promo where Gilbert Gottfried screeched "Swamp Thing! Swamp Thing!" for about thirty seconds while everyone giggled nervously. That was funny.

Despite the fact that maybe 7% of AV Club readers know who you are, Jim Thome, Gentleman, I salute you. Hope your doppleganger gets to 600!

Off the top of me head
Alan Alda.

Time Wasters
Bookslut
ScienceBlog blogs
Second Pass
Slate
Salon
Deadspin
Comics Curmudgeon

"Just as no one in the NBA now is as good as Michael Jordan. Maybe we'll get a Sagan soon. Maybe never."

"Of course, there's Brian Greene and Neil deGrasse Tyson trying to promote science too don't forget."

Do you guys remember that SNL sketch of his where he hosted a cable access show that revolved around prank calling his ex girlfriend? Those were pretty funny.