I liked OUTCAST, too. I class that sort of thing as 'quiet horror', as it doesn't need to rely on jump scares etc. Plus it made me admire Phillip Glenister's American accent, after his first attempt (in an ITV Buffy rip-off called, I think, DEMONS) was diabolically awful.

Your mother cooks socks in Hell! It's THE EXORCIST: GOD HATES A COWARD EDITION!

I love that even tied up he got to be a badass :D thighs like nutcrackers, those special forces priests.

I fall very squarely into the 'same age as Edward Furlong and thought he was really cool' camp. I even wanted his haircut. I mean, to get the same haircut, not to have his actual hair and keep it.

Same here! When those cakes(?) come alive, it did me in.

I'm so confused. I can't get this idea out of my head that various hip-hop musicians have somehow wrote cover songs about superheroes, and I'm reading the article, and my brain is going, WHAT WHERE IS THE MUSIC, really loud like that, without any real punctuation or anything. I'm only 37 years old but oh boy do I feel…

PACIFIC RIIM <— I just did the same joke twice! 2wice. Twoice. IIwice. TwIIce.

GODZIIIA <— just put the II in the word! MOVIE MAGIC.

*swoon*

Cor blimey. That's eggscellent television right there. What a cracking episode! And so on. It's TIMELESS: AN OBVIOUS EGGS BENEDICT JOKE EDITION!

The best movie con I've come up with is sneaking into another screen after the film I've actually paid for finishes. I know: I'm single-handedly ruining the industry! Lousy cheapskate!

But he was excellent on Don't Forget Your Toothbrush, as it really played to his strengths!

I think what it is, is that it reached a level of earnestness that was at once sublime and patently absurd. I also cannot fathom a world in which the people involved did not realise what they were doing when it was edited together haha

"Negan should have hauled out Judith, chainsawed her upper body off, then made Rosita kiss the baby head as it reanimated and threatened to start gnawing her face off. " <— this is my favourite sentence in this entire comments section!

I hope she sees how terrible everyone's doing in a fight against the Saviours and goes "Oh for fuck's sake, you lot are BALLS. This is how you fight!" then she comes in like a grey-haired ninja does a load of cool stuff, as Jesus flying-kicks bad guys in slow motion in the background. Also, flames everywhere. Lots and…

I bet the bullet was bent. So it flew out at a funny angle. Sounds like a fact, to me!

He just needed a patented Iris West Peptalk™ from a strong female character! Now he's all full of piss and vinegar, howdy-doody-doo, well look at you, etc etc etc

"Pass…me..the…" FAST BUILD UP OF NOISE "breadrolls" DRAMATIC CLIMAX!

Gee whizz and how-do-you do, it's THE WALKING DEAD: ALL KILLER SOME FILLER EDITION!

Poor sod. I know what it's like to have something you've been working towards for ages get taken away at pretty much the last minute - he must be gutted!