Holy shit someone make those now.

I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW

"What would be a great pickup line to use on Eugene if you both just left a supermarket where a fire alarm went off?"
I can't really answer that, but here I made a short video about it.

Multiple the length of your song, riff, or chord progression by 1/2, and you get the length that the audience will be able to tolerate it.

It was also awesome, after typing all that out, that you didn't give their answer.

HOT BITCHES
I'm going to see everyone of these films just for the nudity!

And they will make it all about their pain.

Haha

Haha

jeez they both suck
I made it through 3 songs on Lala. Neither of them can sing for shit. Classic case of the first song on the album being the strongest, and most bearable considering their vocal quirks.

See,this is why ANYONE can be huge in Japan. They will buy any music from America.

She gets music gigs for the same reason she gets acting gigs — everyone just wants to fuck her.

She may have forgotten about the penalty for smashing her racket. I would say giving her only the point penalty at the end was being nice, because she's so high-profile. Too bad it meant match point though. I believe what she did was enough to get defaulted no matter when it happened in the match.

I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW.
But first, let me apologize to my fellow AV Clubbers.

I may be wrong here but I don't think McEnroe ever threatened a linesperson or umpire. Calling them names, yes. But Serena said "I should shove this ball down your (fucking?) throat. You better be glad that I don't fucking do that. You don't know me!"

Damn I didn't even know he had cancer.
I really expected this to be some freak accident story when I saw the headline.

haha that might be the best slip i've seen here.

From now on, I'm signing all my emails and message board posts with: "I will apologize to Taylor 2mrw."

Kanye's blog post apology is classic squidbrains material.

Having Sally kill the baby would be a great way to write her off the show. Let's hope.