Speaking of Jimi, peep this Funkadelic photo from 71. It's looks like Band of Gypsies times three.

I don't know where he stay, but GC is originally from NC.

The first time I saw P Funk, they played for over 4 hours, basically non-stop. It was in a theater full of middle aged folks dressed in their Sunday's best. There was an older woman in front of me standing on her seat, that danced the entire time.

Every rap/hip hop track from about 1989 to 2000 owes P Funk money.

And the Fleshlight is the best device ever.

The best thing about that Iraq image is it's exactly like something George Clinton would say, or put inside an album sleeve.

Oh yes, the funk is about what you leave out, not what you put in.

Or just tell people to get The Bomb Greatest Hits album.

"I worked with my only half brother for several years. Woke up one day and a lot of stuff missing,"

I'ma gonna win!

You see, this is why Twitter is a bad thing.

Jeez, he's so pretentious he even tries to make his jerking off literary.

He was only funny on that one early Comedy Central special. The one about the pickles.

You see, Dance Cook is only funny WHEN HE'S YELLING RIDICULOUS SHIT OVER AND OVER — and there you go, that's where a lot of the hate comes from. He's just not funny otherwise.

Obviously, you're wife hates herself and women, and has terrible tastes to boot.

I'd suggest not getting a Wii at all, if you want to get laid.

You mean the pain from trying to "exercise" using an uncomfortable hunk of plastic?

The best thing about the new Punch Out is that you don't have to use the Wii's awful gimmick motion controls. You can just use the remote to play like it's a regular controller.

Living Colour said Elvis is dead.

Rilo Skaley