I don't even remember the kitten scene. There's just so much "WHAT THE FUCK?" in this movie.

The only reason I saw The Spirit was for the chicks, and then I realized it was PG-13, so it was pointless. Paz Vega is naked all through Sex and Lucia. See that instead.

I'm actually disappointed that they couldn't even use a real photocopy of Eva Mendes' ass — they had to get a double??

You dumb motherfuckers, he's not even called "The Spirit" in the original comic!

Jesus no he hasn't gotten his voice back. He was on Conan in his last week of shows and the dude could barely sing. The backup singers carried a lot of it.

Man, Phoebe Cates is so hot.

Ghostland is stupid music for stupid people.

Then they suck hard.

Ho do you know your friend is gay? He gets a boner when he sucks you off.

I saw Weezer (first album tour) open for Live. God damn Live was a dumb band. Live. Everclear. Third Eye Blind. Semisonic. Fuck that shit. Fuck the 90's.

Man, I wish Fishbone still had all the members. They're still cool to see live though.

You have to admit though, The Clash being called the MOST important band ever, means they're a little overrated at least with the fans/critics. Certainly great, and an important band though.

Those aren't fans. Those are all his children from different marriages.

Does Rockapella have guys that beatbox?

You mean, that wasn't his last album?

"Hey ladies, want to see pictures of all my ex-wives?"

Yes Windowsmasher, Aston Kutcher is the definition of a hipster.

But dude, he has to finish this sweet tat he's been working on.

A Cappella
The gayest thing ever.

If we call you a pretty pretty princess will you stop posting?