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…or "Rainbow Six" or "Majesty's Secret Service" etc.

…or "Rainbow Six" or "Majesty's Secret Service" etc.

…just throw those shoes in the trash.

…just throw those shoes in the trash.

"…when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!"

"…when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!"

No, it's 'public' in that anyone can buy a ticket; as opposed to private, as in: not just anyone can enter your house.

No, it's 'public' in that anyone can buy a ticket; as opposed to private, as in: not just anyone can enter your house.

Why is shooting assault rifles legal, and going to midnight screening legal, but it's…

Why is shooting assault rifles legal, and going to midnight screening legal, but it's…

…like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500.(I've waited 33 years to post that quote in AV club.)

…like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500.(I've waited 33 years to post that quote in AV club.)

Complain loudly that, "Black Teen Strap-On Butt-Bangers Vol. 3" doesn't really hold up to the dramatic promise and artistic integrity of volumes 1 and 2.

Complain loudly that, "Black Teen Strap-On Butt-Bangers Vol. 3" doesn't really hold up to the dramatic promise and artistic integrity of volumes 1 and 2.

…why? The cops don't patrol your Amish porn theaters?

…why? The cops don't patrol your Amish porn theaters?

HipsterDBag, "It's kind of hard to avoid seeing that type of thing when you live in a tiny one bedroom apartment with bead curtains for doors."Which is why I had to move out of the apartment and leave Fred behind…

HipsterDBag, "It's kind of hard to avoid seeing that type of thing when you live in a tiny one bedroom apartment with bead curtains for doors."Which is why I had to move out of the apartment and leave Fred behind…

But I would draw the line at the 4-D, 'water' spray in your face screenings.