If they had just killed the teleprompter and let those two just play, it could have been glorious.

Oh, c'mon. There was only one real clunker. (The Chris Brown joke.)

Seth was great.

I'll frost your boobs. Oops, have I said too much?

Given those dresses, I'm shocked more women didn't fall. They looked like dolls on top of cakes! The guys were worried they were going to step on  something.

You wrote this before you actually watched the show, didn't you.

That really was weak, wasn't it?

Sad lack of cleavage, though.

Best Oscar show in ages.The best part was that Christoph said, “Thank you, thank you, thank you.”Not, “I’d like to thank…”Dammit, if you’d like to thank them, then thank them!

It was so hard to find a Batman action figure that actually looked like Batman. There were plenty of Ski Slope Batman and Space Batman and Aqua Batman, but Just Plain Batman? Took me forever.

I destroyed me the first time I watched it. Just great TV. Great Batman. Absolutely awesome.

Tears of the Sun. The Siege. Nobody's Fool.  All great less-heralded Bruce movies.

How is the song gay-bashing?  The singer is surprised, but he seems totally into it.

I watched every episode of both series. I can barely remember NYPD, but there are a dozen episodes of Homicide that are burnt into my brain.

And Skell. I still use that one.

What bugged me about NYPD was that as the show went from season to season, the cops got better and better looking, until by the end nearly everyone looked like a fashion model.

Free the Mudville Nine!

Free the Mudville Nine!

As usual, half of these films never played in my town.

As usual, half of these films never played in my town.