"Kyle's Mom is a Bitch" is one of the greatest songs ever written. I was so glad the reprised it in the movie.  Chah!

"Kyle's Mom is a Bitch" is one of the greatest songs ever written. I was so glad the reprised it in the movie.  Chah!

I saw Bigfoot once. Had a foot on him 57 inches. Made a sound I would not like to hear twice in my life.

I saw Bigfoot once. Had a foot on him 57 inches. Made a sound I would not like to hear twice in my life.

Wessonality.  If you know what I mean.

Wessonality.  If you know what I mean.

Man, I love the SYFY movies.  They are actually in on the joke they are.

Man, I love the SYFY movies.  They are actually in on the joke they are.

Even when Kaufman was alive, if you booked Tony Clifton, you had no idea if you were going to get him or Zmuda.

Even when Kaufman was alive, if you booked Tony Clifton, you had no idea if you were going to get him or Zmuda.

I got to spend a couple of days hanging with Z'muda and he was a great guy, but I wouldn't trust anything he says. He is pretty up front about that.

I got to spend a couple of days hanging with Z'muda and he was a great guy, but I wouldn't trust anything he says. He is pretty up front about that.

Corbin was the recipient of what is still my all time favorite movie insult in War Games:

Corbin was the recipient of what is still my all time favorite movie insult in War Games:

Movie with the enthusiastic conductor?  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty?

Movie with the enthusiastic conductor?  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty?

6'5" 250?  Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

6'5" 250?  Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

And he never got a dinner.

Oh, please. This is supposed to be the SMART crime thriller?