My thoughts exactly.

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick dick.
"I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap's… I don't know what - comin' out of my right."

"Burn On" in Major League
The opening credits play behind Randy Newman's "Burn On" (the whole song) as a montage of Cleveland and the Indians' history is shown. The montage, like the song, begins like a loving tribute, but as the lyrics slide into the tale of the river burning, you realize that the images are getting…

Burn On
Cleveland city of light city of magic
Cleveland city of light you're calling me
Cleveland, even now I can remember
'Cause the Cuyahoga River
Goes smokin' through my dreams…

Man, there I was watching a kid's cartoon and a song pops up and just destroys me.

"Cunnilingus and Psychiatry brought us to this."

A fingernail?
"A fucking fingernail!?! My office is in a fucking strip club! I'm digging glitter out of my ears every night! C'mon, Carm. Where do you get this shit?"

Flaming Homo
I've always suspected that the writer pitched it this way, but the network nixed it.

Of course he's beneath us…
He's an actor.

Who HASN'T Annie kissed?
Girl gets around, is all I'm saying.

The Flute
I haven't seen Inner Light since it first aired, so I'm confused.

The Flute
I haven't seen Inner Light since it first aired, so I'm confused.

The Flute
I haven't seen Inner Light since it first aired, so I'm confused.

Nobody does comic escalation better than South Park.

Skeet!

The most amazing chase ever filmed. The guy driving the red pick-up has balls the size of Buicks.

Alas, and Hesh is probably too old to sign on to a new series.

With Robert Wuhl as Health Department Inspector Clyde Rice, Brian Benben as Councilman Peen, and Bruce Greenwood as The Virgin Mary.

Benvenuti a Vesuvio!
Coming this fall: Benvenuti a Vesuvio!

The one where the study group went on the Saint Patrick's Day boat trip and the whole episode was about Starburns and Fat Neil. That was pretty weak.