Wouldn't it have been a lot more fun just to see those guys sitting around a table talking and left all the reality show crap out of it?

I think Captain Beefheart was the best of all the Star Trek captains.

"Short People" is by Laraine Newman. you idiots!

The Milk Duds jokes were fantastic.

"Pick up that blood!"

What are you talking about?

It's always feelings with you people. What ever happened to Gary Cooper? Feelings this and feelings that and feelings ma fangul!

No dog for the Soprano family?
I always found it odd that the Soprano family never owned a dog. It just seems such a part of the all-american suburban family experience that they seemed to be doing their best to achieve/imitate. And animals are the one thing Tony seems to feel true empathy for. No cat, I can…

Tainted Womb
Don't touch me , please, I cannot stand the way you sleaze.

Ralph Wiggum.

Charade
One thing that always cracked me up about Future Imperfect: Riker has a line like, "Let's end this charade."

When I used to do Strip-O-Grams, I always stripped to "Ain't to Proud to Beg" by the Rolling Stones.

"Tangled Up in Goo"

Smoking hot bartender!
Boy, I wish I had what she wanted.

Great episode in Diane's apartment wherein Sam defenestrates all of Diane's stuffed animals.

*disappointed-dad Picard*

You chose poorly.
So we lose K'Ehleyr, but gain Alexander.

Denny Crane.

Murder/Suicide
We know it is inevitable.

"Weed? Reefer? Mary Jane? Yeah, it might feel great, but what do you do when you leave your baby in the bathtub with the water running?"