I got my hair done for this episode… the way Ned loves it.

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona!

I'd rather watch Grizz & Herz…

You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.

You forgot to say "away" again.

Feral @Scrawler2:disqus ? $0.00

Hemlock Grove was mistakenly voted out of a four-show streaming situation in an air first, review later scenario.

The Sound of Silence?

I didn't notice Michael saying "You're out of the play" either time I watched the episode. That's hilarious!
I guess I should start watching with headphones and subtitles.

You can see a mail truck driving by in the background with a sign saying "R.I.Pete" in episode 5 ("A New Start").

R.I.Pete

You're dead to me, Derek. You're more dead to me than your dead mother. I thank the lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.

You made a pun!
(this will make more sense in a few episodes)

Yeah, I think Sally and Gene were working together to get Lucille out of the race so Sally could take her place.

I guessed that it was her. I was trying to look out for connections between characters though. Like hearing Tobias' ringtone while Lindsay calls him on the plane.

A joke on top of that joke was that when they used footage from Scandalmakers they didn't have the Showstealer watermark.
So they were making it seem like Fox was being rude and not letting them use footage.

@avclub-3c186e3d9f3f1722bba47d613f1604ad:disqus , my friend and I were thinking he was in cahoots with Sally Sitwell in doing that thing. Why else would he be undercover at Cinco de Cuatro?

Mitch Hurwitz should have worked harder, doesn't he know an A gets him ice cream?

But now you forgot the "r" in "your."
(oh god i hope i didn't make a spelling mistake)

I watched during the original run.