Is it really taking away free will from people if all you're doing is offering them a choice that is 1000 times more awesome than they ever imagined?

If that statement is illogical, then the only thing that is logical is that statement.

As the world inevitably metamorphoses into Batman Beyond.

I'm with Connor on this one.

And yet somehow you feel the compulsion to joke.  Are we even human beings anymore?  What has technology wrought?

Maybe they were taken out by the same group that brought down the Seal Team Six helicopter.

It was all of us in our heads, you disgusting hack.

What I love about The Thing is that its characters don't do what so many horror movie characters do, which is to be conveniently careless.  There's no scene at the beginning of the movie where the monster is running around free to kill whomever and the characters are going "I wonder what those strange noises are?  Oh…

Talent dies if you don't use it.  Spending thirty years trying to find the time to write one damn song is not the same as drafting symphony after symphony in your twenties.

WHAT????  That song was a huge disappointment that ruined the two movies leading up to it.

You, sir, are a pinnacle of evolution.

What did Billy think about your guest spot on The Mental Illness Happy Hour?  I liked it, but I wanted to know if I'm right or not.

SNL has a long tradition of white writes writing shitty characters or no characters at all for black actors.  There's a fine line between wanting to write sketches that aren't about being black and wanting to toady up to your white colleagues by playing Uncle Tom.

Spzchzchshhhhh, so the guy who comments on the internet wrote a comment.  HIs comment is 81 words long.

Daybreak.

Truly interesting people aren't always palatable.

That sucks.  That guy's funny.

I loved Mark McKinney's character.  The idea that this guy's life is so depressing but his only skill is writing jokes so he goes from writer's room to writer's room in a dark cloud shitting out the funny is so brilliantly tragic.

I saw Matrix Revolutions on Opening Day - OPENING DAY!  If anyone should have been fans of the series, it should have been us in that theater.

Bollocks. I'll throw you down the apples and pears.