I l0ve you guys.

I guess you don't like the Oxygen network.

I think the show has a mix of about 50/50 actual contestants and just total fuck-ups. The first couple episodes it's usually clearly obvious which ones are going home. Sometimes a total train-wreck gets through three or four episodes before ruining a few hundred dollars worth of scallops and getting sent packing,…

I know. But that doesn't negate the fact that a black chef will get put up for elimination every time there aren't two very obvious choices for that night's service.

That would make the tasting contest much more interesting.

That show's racist
Every time the cooks go upstairs, unless it's REALLY OBVIOUS who the two worst cooks were for that service, they will pick the black chef. Every time.

Someone told me that they make rental dvds and for sale dvds now, and that the rental dvds don't let you skip the previews.

Had the dvd in my hands, didn't watch it.
Tried to watch it, but apparently the new Netflix DVDs have a feature where you're forced to watch the previews and cannot skip them or fast forward.

@UM - It evolved in fucking space. Don't pretend you know what it does or doesn't do based on your crappy 20th century non-degree-holding scientific knowledge.

Fuck all of you.
That was very enjoyable.

JESUS CHRIST! I WANTED A BLOWJOB FROM KEIRA KNIGHTLY!! NOT NATALIE FUCKING PORTMAN!!

Halle Berry can't act
That woman ruins a scene every time she opens her mouth. The only thing she's ever done convincingly was be a crack head on Jungle Fever, and even then she was pretty much carried by Sam Jackson.

Did you guys see that American Idol with the transformers guy?
I wish someone would do a shot-for-shot remake of Transformers where the transformers were all played by guys wearing the transformers suit from American Idol.

I liked the first part of Meteor Man, but why is it that a black superhero has to lose his superpowers in the end? A black man isn't allowed to be superman? He has to learn a lesson about standing up for himself and his community? Clark Kent never had to learn that lesson.

On Netflix, btw.

I'm watching Battlestar Galactica for the first time. I'm on season 3, and it's awesome.

Ha! I can't wait to see the look on his face when he realizes that isn't cement.

"I've got Harley in my holding cell" is the equivalent euphamism for the ladies.

Origins:
Mr. Freeze
Two-Face
Clayface
Bane
Poison Ivy
Scarecrow
Mad Hatter
Harely Quinn
Riddler

Let's start a list. I'm only doing regulars, not one-offs like Fatman or Fagin: