C,G,C,G,C,G,C,G,B,C,G,C,G,C,G,C,G……

"LET ME BE CLEAR…I uh, I'll pick you up at 7:00?"

I like your lyrics better! Now, come up with eight verses and we'll have a full on parody version.

Agreed on all 3 points.

I believe Felder sang lead on Visions.

I can hear the influence of his singing on Robert Pollard at times.

Definitely.

or Featuring, as in Rod Torfulson's Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuk.

How about Sam Halen?

"Hired guns."

I celebrate his entire career!

Yeah, I'd say to them, take out Chicago and Steve Miller, I say that as a casual fan of both. Then throw in Chaka and Janet Jackson, but by god leave Deep Purple in there!

But Moe, the dank, the dank!

I can't listen to West End Girls without laughing my head off anymore.

Sweet!

Will Todd Barry be joining them? They'd be a real band, like the Policemen!

Reminds me of a funny scene from Mr. Destiny involving a contractor, played by the great Maury Chaykin:
"Can you remove this mud from my lawn?"
"I don't do mud, you need the mud guy."
"How much is that going to cost?"
"Thousand."
"Don't you know another number besides a thousand?"
"Two-thousand!"

Tell that to Night Ranger drummer Kelly Keagy, who wrote/sang Sister Christian, their biggest hit. Or Beatles drummer Ringo Starr who wrote/sang Octopus' Garden, their biggest hit.

50 Cent? More like 50 Per Cent (effort put into his rhymes).
I feel like that diss could be more snappy.

A personal fave of mine is Inner City Pressure. "you know you're not in high finance/considering second hand underpants"