Yeah, somebody wrote it.

I wouldn't be surprised if Suede's sweet, sweet guitar licks have some sort of mind control effect.

*runs home, starts to play collection of Britpop records backwards*

Is this the place where Detective Foley…. WRECKED the buffet table this morning?

If you want to make a good action movie, you've got to throw in a meeting or two in there.

Tom Clancy Presents:  Tom Clancy's…Insurance Investigators.

Watch a DVD commentary of one of the film adaptations of his books (forget which one).  Anyway, his first words on the commentary were "Hi, I'm Tom Clancy.  I wrote the book that you ignored."  It was refreshing approach to a commentary, which are typically patting one another on the back.

One of my favourites is "How many successful relationships have you been in? One?  Well I've been in over a hundred!".

I like how he's sporting those.. weighlifters pants or whatever you call them.  Also know as Hamilton, Ontario pants.

I love Safe Men.  Was really hoping it would be included.
"Friend-shiiip. Friendship."

As a parent, same here.

What's that chief?

Followed by a few seconds of canned laughter.

Who is this woman?  And when did he divorce Diana Krall?

* looks around, no one joins in, awkwardly aborts clap *

Saw an interview with Marky Mark way back on Muchmusic.  They asked him how he like Toronto.  He responded that he was surprised and impressed with the gyms there, because "most places aren't as advanced as the States".  Yeah.

I'm too lazy to scroll down and see if this has already been posted, so..

The police chief in Beverly Hills Cop: "Is that fuckin' Foley in here?"

Scotland Yard doesn't have the equipment to determine that. You can't dust for vomit.

Draw it again. Draw it again!