His perception of how he is perceived by "hipsters" is 180 degrees from reality.

Silence: A Fable
FTW

Yeah, I'm kind of hit-or-miss with him on the whole, but "Me and Miss Mandible" is just hilarious.

I'm holding out
for the David Lynch adaptation of the Donald Barthelme version.

How do you replace A-hole Ronald McDonald?
I mean, The King is already kind of a jerk.

The Exorcist III > The Exorcist

Hey Matt Damon, how's your new movie?
You wouldn't BELIEVE how bad it is.

Glad to see the fourth book getting some praise, I'd agree with ranking it 2nd after the original.

What about that Muppet demon in the trailer?
He's kind of cute, no? Like Janice's evil half brother.

Indeed. That was hilarious. But I guess season 8 of Squidbillies takes precedent.

To be fair, though, do you really feel like the Swedish version "dealt" with it? Other than the vague "I'm not a girl" (which I took to mean "I'm a vampire") and that one quick shot, there really wasn't a lot to it.

It's really the "perhaps" that makes the statement, don't you think? So gentlemanly.

So…
Is this the long-awaited sequel to M.U.L.E.?

Les Bonnes Femmes: great final shot, or the greatest final shot?

Damn
Count me among the many who hoped that Inarritu would try something different on his own. I'm almost afraid to go back and re-watch Amores Perros now for fear of ruining the fond memories.

How about Ordet and Breaking The Waves? I thought I remembered reading somewhere that Von Trier had cited it as a direct influence, but I can't recall where.

Another one in the LOVE column for Thin Red Line - the second time I saw it (at the Ziegfield) is one of my favorite theater experiences ever.

I'm not one for shock-for-the-sake-of-shock song lyrics, and obviously since I'm writing this here I must hate Pitchfork…but I really think dude nailed it on this one:

You are correct. There were some slightly effective claustrophobic parts in the first half — although nothing so squirm-inducing as the Grinch getting stuck upside down in the chimney — and then the rest was a total disaster.

Because no one buys CDs anymore, so labels have to do other things to make money, like the ridiculous "totem" version of this album they're selling on their webstore.