I thought for sure they used The Beatles to close out an episode before.

Not since he lost that Jai Alai account.

I had a lot of money riding on that World Series.

Cut it out.

Too bad he wasn't the Dawes of Disney.

The Mayan's were misinterpreted. The world isn't going to end in 2012. With no Dick Clark around we can't usher in 2013. It will now be forever 2012.

all this means is more Fergie.

How Bush is STILL Ruining America.

If you can Dodge a wrench you can Dodge a ball.

"Look how Greenzo’s testing. They love him in every demographic; Colored people, broads, commies, fairies, gosh we got to update these forms."

*sips drink*

That's what your mom told me last night.

How much why Gwyneth Paltrow?

I know and I'm not telling.

WHERE'S PEGGY'S BABY?

If Lane goes after Joan I hope he likes the taste of my dick.

I enjoy a good Intern every now and then.

The creator of those videos had a good idea there but I he's still leaving in too much.

Leave the gun.

ME WANT FOOD