You should talk to Jack White, then.

You should talk to Jack White, then.

Call yourselves the Manic Pixie Gay Panic.

Call yourselves the Manic Pixie Gay Panic.

You'll have to excuse me for not knowing anything about Delaware.

You'll have to excuse me for not knowing anything about Delaware.

I was put a posting on Craigslist (for shits and giggles) about a band that needed a lead singer, guitarist, bassist, and drummer.

I was put a posting on Craigslist (for shits and giggles) about a band that needed a lead singer, guitarist, bassist, and drummer.

If you someone not being amused, it's probably me.

If you someone not being amused, it's probably me.

Opening act: Driving A Car Off A Cliff While Looking At Stills of Thelma & Louise On A Viewfinder Strapped To Your Face

Opening act: Driving A Car Off A Cliff While Looking At Stills of Thelma & Louise On A Viewfinder Strapped To Your Face

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus Ali: Fear Eats the Soul

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus Ali: Fear Eats the Soul

*O. Henry pops a boner*

*O. Henry pops a boner*

HD DVD broke up after the lead singer got Huntington's Disease in Dover Valley, Delaware.

HD DVD broke up after the lead singer got Huntington's Disease in Dover Valley, Delaware.

I'm gonna send a 3 second .wav file of a pin dropping. I might win.

I'm gonna send a 3 second .wav file of a pin dropping. I might win.