You pour in the goop.
In the helmet thing.
But you better watch out.
When you pull the string!

You pour in the goop.
In the helmet thing.
But you better watch out.
When you pull the string!

When scientists start getting high and cloning terriers.

When scientists start getting high and cloning terriers.

That would be killer!

That would be killer!

I had that happen to me over the course of a week once. The girlfriend had nothing against it, but I just remember waking up in the morning and then feeling massive guilt, like you do after a night of drinking where you sorta piece together all the bad things you did.

I had that happen to me over the course of a week once. The girlfriend had nothing against it, but I just remember waking up in the morning and then feeling massive guilt, like you do after a night of drinking where you sorta piece together all the bad things you did.

It is happening again. It is happening again.

It is happening again. It is happening again.

When I was in school, I got sick during my metaphysics exam: I threw up into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

When I was in school, I got sick during my metaphysics exam: I threw up into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Goofus plays "Rock N' Roll: Part 2" whenever he gets a chance.
Gallant prefers "Rock N' Roll: Part 1".

Goofus plays "Rock N' Roll: Part 2" whenever he gets a chance.
Gallant prefers "Rock N' Roll: Part 1".

"Many Bothans died to bring us this eyeliner."

"Many Bothans died to bring us this eyeliner."

It's probably because she's covered in snark syrup.

It's probably because she's covered in snark syrup.

He looks like what Don Draper would look like if he was in the 1990s.

He looks like what Don Draper would look like if he was in the 1990s.