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The Soft Underbelly
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Sylvester McCoy is really the one Doctor I think we never got enough of.

Nobody gives two fucks for Bella!

She does when she's with me! DAAAAMMMMMMN!

Maybeline has EVERYTHING a great rock song should have.  Fast cars, an unfaithful woman and a hot guitar riff, all in under 3 min!!!

Talkarama?

I have a VHS of this from my youth… I was taping it in the event i dozed off and then… suddenly MAX HEADROOM doing S&M shit with a fly swatter!

It rubs the lotion on it's letters of transit!!!!

"I don't think you thought that argument through."  well duh… this is the internet!

Ahhhhhh….. for the days when drunks with cameras would just run out of fucking film.

after watching a crappy cell phone vid of her show I might think "hmmm, that might look good in person, i should pay good money to see that" But since I haven't, won't and evidently can't, i shan't.

THIS TIME FOR SURE!

There's a Dudley Do Right where they all wind up as vaudeville performers in a slapstick act that ends with Dudley singing Mammy's Lil Baby Love Shortnin' Bread…. to this day one of the funniest things ive ever seen for reasons i still don't fully understand.

So Ms Bryant likes getting choked… wow, had i known that during puberty, I'd be much much more disturbed than i am today…

@Soylent Green - YOU WIN INTERNET!

Will you drive the car up on the lawn?

The fist few tracks didn't move me, but by the middle of the album i was diggin it.  Sounds a lot more like The Golden Age with violin.

Just be glad you live in America!

Where the hell was Strong Belwas!  I cooked up some fresh locusts in anticipation of his arrival!

I call the big one Bitey!

Dress Wearing Bowie > Spaceman Bowie