A very spooky combination of Halloween and April Fool's Day.

A very spooky combination of Halloween and April Fool's Day.

So fun to see a showbiz wankenspank complaining about other showbiz wankenspanks being wankenspanks.  And I say that as a person who aspires to become such a wankenspank.

So fun to see a showbiz wankenspank complaining about other showbiz wankenspanks being wankenspanks.  And I say that as a person who aspires to become such a wankenspank.

A .22 caliber shotgun?  Where?  Sounds like some kinda showbiz gun, that is, non-existent.

A .22 caliber shotgun?  Where?  Sounds like some kinda showbiz gun, that is, non-existent.

So, then, can I sue South Park for NOT stealing any of my ideas?  Oh wait, there are none.
OK, can I sue South Park for NOT basing a show on my life story? 'coz THAT would be funny.

So, then, can I sue South Park for NOT stealing any of my ideas?  Oh wait, there are none.
OK, can I sue South Park for NOT basing a show on my life story? 'coz THAT would be funny.

I think Trey and company would be more than happy to settle the lawsuit and then produce an episode lampooning the very idea of the man's existence.  Not that I think they are incapable of mercy… just that mercy isn't funny.

I think Trey and company would be more than happy to settle the lawsuit and then produce an episode lampooning the very idea of the man's existence.  Not that I think they are incapable of mercy… just that mercy isn't funny.

oooh.  what a nasty predicament.  i wouldn't wish that on a [insert funny candy reference here].  sorry, ibin phoning it in lately.  i'm all atwitter for some reason.

oooh.  what a nasty predicament.  i wouldn't wish that on a [insert funny candy reference here].  sorry, ibin phoning it in lately.  i'm all atwitter for some reason.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that linguistics attracts some of the most dumbass poseurs the academic world ever gets the chance to lampoon… oh but not you, BDTDD.  I was thinking more along the lines of Naom (sic) Chomsky.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that linguistics attracts some of the most dumbass poseurs the academic world ever gets the chance to lampoon… oh but not you, BDTDD.  I was thinking more along the lines of Naom (sic) Chomsky.

baramos: Ass.  U.  Me.

baramos: Ass.  U.  Me.

They didn't charge me a thing, and I got a nice dry ass out of the deal!

They didn't charge me a thing, and I got a nice dry ass out of the deal!

GREAT interview.  Keen insights.

GREAT interview.  Keen insights.