134. Cross at the green, not in between.
135. Suspenders AND milk.

Air America going off the air is a loss, much as going to the bathroom is a loss.

A fork stuck in the road.

hem, you're in denial. Throw off those chains and see the light.

Fair's fair… if I hit my head will Carmen Electra switch sides and go with me?

The video should be used as educational material to remind amateur photojournalists to "always zoom back. use the wider setting. Let the viewers zoom in with their minds."

A "mountain of a man", you say?
Does he have hands as big as hams?

Hmmm… OK I'll ask it: Is this the biggest hunk of pork she has ever had in her face?

I think you're being way too rough on those ballsacks.

Those of you speaking in praise of Al Franken must not have ever heard the dipshit holding forth on Air America. Stunning, offensive, juvenile claptrap.

Yes, it's true, Gwen Stefani is hot, in fact she's rated by some internet as the World's Hottest Flat Chick.

Well, guys, my days of not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle…

Maybe we romanticize the Bill Murray - John Belushi (RIP) - Gilda Radner (RIP) - Jane Curtin - Garrett Morris - Chevy Chase (and others) SNL.

Eric:

This is what necrophilia would probably sound like…

But lying is all Mac folks have.
Well, that and no concept of the value of a dollar.

Captain Lou Albano had nicer hair than Yoko has.
And a better singing voice.
And a better figure.
This could go on and on, but…

Dougery, the final half hour of District 9 may be the first time in history that people who are so-so about sci-fi actually CARED what was happening to the characters.
It rocked intergalictic butt, man!

Am I correct in inferring from the food-dominated nature of this thread that
most of us don't give a flying fish's fart about Kanye or Gaga?

I'm with Elitist, I hadn't heard of the tour until I saw the news that
it was cancelled.
This gave me the opportunity to not buy tickets and to not give
a shit about the whole thing, and I thank Kanye and Lady for that.