SPOILER FROM THE FUTURE ALERT: Jupiter Ascending is a complete waste of time.

pretty sure that's Betty Crocker

"LOL!"

@Beast_of_man:disqus  I can't even recall anymore, I suppose I only saw it in the theatre when it came out and that was it. I just know that at the time it took me right out of it.  Unless we're talking about Slammin' Salmon in which case MCD was the bees tits!

wow totally.  just checked the imdb page.  apparently he got booted from Seinfeld for stealing a knife and scaring everyone??? crazy indeed!

I have no problem with Heimdall, but I'll admit I was thoroughly unimpressed that Kingpin was black in Daredevil (2003).  Kingpin is the mostest pasty-whitest white guy in the whole marvel universe.  When the movie was announced I was sure it had to be Lawrence Teirny (the boss in Resevoir Dogs)

I think maybe you're thinking of Steve Oedekerk from Kung Pow Enter the Fist, and those thumb videos.

I got a The Fugitive notice for this?

That wasn't part of the deal Ralphie!

if we're going back to elementary F&SF i've always wanted to see the original three books of the Shannara series make it to the big screen a la lord of the rings. some great epic visuals, and mother fucking Allanon.

imagining the shape or Neil Peart.  offhand I'll go with a sort of a pear shape maybe?

What an odd turn of phrase (the fedEx thing)… I mean, I get it but I'm violently uncertain whether I like it or not in this context.

my immediate reaction is "no" but with a kind of "yes"-sy aftertaste.

I got a Goldie Hawn notification for this?

peanuts. in a bag. hmmpf.

@avclub-410987637793620466d1b0732bd7ed6d:disqus heh just looked up the dissolve thanks to your post here. wow is there anyone there who was not an avclub writer?  no leonard pierce tho :(

Greg Giraldo [to Posehn]: "I can't believe you're so over-weight considering how often the townspeople must chase you around with torches"

@avclub-b32768df2cfff3a5ab1a78d093711e2c:disqus Ah. But how long have you spent lying on your bed staring at a spam wondering if that's an actual Rocket Kit that actually works or an actual Electric Pinball Machine or just a little crappy one.  Man I used to love those full-page prizes pages.

I always got a kick out of that hanger filled with cars in Three Kings.  To me it seemed to fit perfectly in context and was totally badass.

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