Shocked. SHOCKED! that the Tales from the Crypt Christmas album is not on here!!  "We wish you'd bury the missus" "desk the halls with parts of Charlie" and nothing beats the cryptkeeper's christmas rap:

Shocked. SHOCKED! that the Tales from the Crypt Christmas album is not on here!!  "We wish you'd bury the missus" "desk the halls with parts of Charlie" and nothing beats the cryptkeeper's christmas rap:

think you're going for "S Club Phynx" ?

think you're going for "S Club Phynx" ?

Win95 was da bomb in Phantoms, yo

Win95 was da bomb in Phantoms, yo

I'm a slasher….. of prices!

Really??  Was that in the theatrical release?  I only saw it after it came out on DVD, and it had been changed to "…wanted to be the Frog" which is completely random and out of context.  I always figured it was Kermit, beause of the muppet follow-up, but this is the first I've heard of the line actually being used…

"Yep, what Will describes there is like 75% of my waking existence."

"Yep, what Will describes there is like 75% of my waking existence."

that very nerd also writes for the av club occasionally, or at least he used to…

that very nerd also writes for the av club occasionally, or at least he used to…

I'm kind of cold on punk in drublic, but white trash, two heebs was a huge record for me.  also surprised that war on errorism doesn't get more love, i thought the second tune on there was just tits.  irrationality of rationality i believe?

I'm kind of cold on punk in drublic, but white trash, two heebs was a huge record for me.  also surprised that war on errorism doesn't get more love, i thought the second tune on there was just tits.  irrationality of rationality i believe?

just went back and tried to re-read these comments in the voice.  now i have a headache and my eye is kind of twitching.

just went back and tried to re-read these comments in the voice.  now i have a headache and my eye is kind of twitching.

pretty sure it was 'some of those at-work forces' ?  I have the transcription in an old guitar school or guitar world mag, but I just looked for it and couldn't find it.  I did however find an old Next Generation with a preview for Ocarina of Time if anyone wants it.

pretty sure it was 'some of those at-work forces' ?  I have the transcription in an old guitar school or guitar world mag, but I just looked for it and couldn't find it.  I did however find an old Next Generation with a preview for Ocarina of Time if anyone wants it.

Your left or my left?

Your left or my left?