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Next they should make an "Axis and Allies" game.  It can be about a big war in the 1940's, with ships and airplanes and stuff.

..the hell?

Agreed.  I also think he doesn't know what he's singing about half the time..

Agreed.  I also think he doesn't know what he's singing about half the time..

Excellent choice with "Free Four"..

Excellent choice with "Free Four"..

"As the film opens, NASA has discovered a “Goldilocks planet” in another galaxy, so named because, like Earth, it’s neither too close nor too far from its sun, and therefore just right to sustain life. "Wait .. in another GALAXY?  How did they discover it, magic? Can someone in Hollywood please take a fucking science

Bobcat should actually try READING Lolita, otherwise he's no better than any other book burner.

None of that is true, just ignore it.

Please please please please please let Prometheus be a cool science fiction movie.

I don't know if Gollum would make a good therapist.

Great point.. Casablanca is the perfect example, and one awesome movie.

"American Pastoral"
Jesus I hate that book.  From the cartoon-style hippy terrorists, to the simplification of urban blight in Newark, to the 400 page discussion about how to make leather gloves in 1925..  Everything about it sucks.

Exactly.

It doesn't matter what the appeal is.  I think the whole foot fetish thing is pretty unattractive, but I wouldn't judge anyone who was in to it.

The eye be analog, not digital.

This is the kind of feeling I had about my 120 Hz HDTV when I first got it - everything looked kind of "daytime TV" like, too smooth and flawless or something.

It's an Orrery, actually.  Not a planetarium.

The point is, Jiminy, people realized the movie was racist BEFORE Gibson came out as racist.  Your argument that it isn't racist is pretty weak.

Wait .. then what happened?  Did they fight?  Did the wife get fired?  Did she have red-haired kids?  Don't leave us hanging!