Seriously. I'm just going to pretend this movie doesn't exist. Just like I do with "All the Pretty Horses" and every other shit-hollywood adaptation of a great book.

FUCK.
I was hoping this would be good.

Hey Zombie, the guy in Extract does get some. He sleeps with the scam artist chick before she runs off..

Peter Gabriel
It would have to be "The Drop" by Peter Gabriel, which is literally about jumping out of airplanes and figuratively about dying.

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What the fuck is that guy supposed to be? He looks like the assistant manager of an airport strip club in Knoxville.

Woah..
It gets far far far more insane than this one.

Vanilla Fudge
This was an actual band. With a wikipedia page and everything.

Hopefully it's in Southern Italy. My guess is it makes it 2-3 episodes before the mafia takes care of things.

This is exactly right - and the key to the conversion of Beck the DJ to Beck the media giant was his actual conversion to the LDS.

You know what..
.. fuck these guys and their stupid show.

I give Verizon 2 weeks before all the new iPhones make their network as unreliable and slow as AT&T.

What goddamn idiot ..

Why The Human Suit

First real laugh of the day. Maybe only.
"Even the jock stud played by Owen Wilson behaves as if he was raised by a pack of feral psychiatrists."

Pardon me, but..

This goes without saying, of course, but Nicholas Sparks should be shot in the fucking face. With a sawed off shotgun. By Cormac McCarthy.

But..

Agreed (with BCE and Alyxandr). They took an excellent story and added generic action set pieces and repeated back-from-the-dead subplots to turn it largely stupid and predictable.. The Hobbit movie will be 85% the Battle of Five Armies.

It's an awesome movie, SECOND best in the decade (to "Children of Men").

I'm not really afraid of the dark but I agree completely.