Me too..

Flashing
You'd think the whole flashing thing would loose its novelty in New Orleans after a while. I can picture the cops half-heartedly throwing beads at her..

I have no idea what WWYND thinks, but I think it's pretty much accepted that MASH was intended to be commentary on Vietnam.

Seriously who the fuck thinks "Rearviewmirror" is about suicide?

Wait.. "Fade into You" is about suicide???

Congratulations, Shamalamaasshole, you found a temporary mistake on a website and got to feel all superior about it for a whole day..!

Seriously. That band sucks donkey cock.

"Indigo" by Peter Gabriel..

Jesus, Kyle, what the fuck do you think they are? Birds?

Contact
I would just like to take the opportunity to say that "Contact" was the 2nd or 3rd worst fucking movie ever and everyone involved should have been banned from cinema for at least 10 years.

Director's cut
Apparently the director's cut of this has a pretty brutal gang-rape scene..

"Harvey Weinstein wanted to edit Princess Mononoke. He has been my mortal enemy ever since"

Vonnegut?
This sounds like dumbed down Slaughterhouse-Five for the (permanently dumbed-down) Oprah crowd.

I just saw it two days ago and Jake all out gives her to Farmer Ted for sex as long as he gets her back home eventually. He says something like "She's so wasted I don't think she'd know the difference".

Aye - that's what most of us are looking for here.

This seems like a plot to find out our true identities..

Ben Stein

"Blind Pig Parmen (a hell of a bluesman, by the way)"

Agree on all points except 5. I think Bioshock was the anti-Atlas Shrugged. So it would accomplish the opposite of what these people are trying to do..

Yes.. yes.. this is the most hilariously batshit crazy fucking thing I've ever read. Ever.