It has to be galling when you rage against The Machine and then The Machine tells you how awesome you are.

It has to be galling when you rage against The Machine and then The Machine tells you how awesome you are.

GODDAMMIT

GODDAMMIT

I would pay money to see the looks on cranky, uninformed geriatrics' faces for two solid minutes of FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME.

I would pay money to see the looks on cranky, uninformed geriatrics' faces for two solid minutes of FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME.

I am dreading the day when Bank of America inevitably co-opts that Heart song and runs a commercial with a female middle manager strolling around the bank singing "How do I get you a loan?"

I am dreading the day when Bank of America inevitably co-opts that Heart song and runs a commercial with a female middle manager strolling around the bank singing "How do I get you a loan?"

Worst movie of the 90's . . .

Worst movie of the 90's . . .

π = delicious.

π = delicious.

Bob Dylan is.

Bob Dylan is.

Bob Dylan is like.

Bob Dylan is like.

No Fifth Element, no sale.

No Fifth Element, no sale.

@PedanticEditorType Hooray! Someone got it!

@PedanticEditorType Hooray! Someone got it!