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I don't know about that . . . is the scorpion mechanical in any way?
Can the cockroach spit radioactive waste?

I don't know about that . . . is the scorpion mechanical in any way?
Can the cockroach spit radioactive waste?

I HATE

I HATE

FLAGGED for Newtonian Gimmickry.

FLAGGED for Newtonian Gimmickry.

No, it was when those bratty teens kept tooling around the upper deck on a steam-powered moped listening to Guns N Butter, or whatever they're called.

No, it was when those bratty teens kept tooling around the upper deck on a steam-powered moped listening to Guns N Butter, or whatever they're called.

Good advice! When I fall off a tug off the coast of Nova Scotia, I'll try to remember to just not be cold.

Good advice! When I fall off a tug off the coast of Nova Scotia, I'll try to remember to just not be cold.

I just drank a cup of water, but it didn't seem wet enough. Is there such a thing as superwater?

I just drank a cup of water, but it didn't seem wet enough. Is there such a thing as superwater?

I'd like a man to palm her.

I'd like a man to palm her.

Dear Empty Container of Yogurt,
Thank you for being so full of yogurt when we first met.
I'll be dead soon.

Dear Empty Container of Yogurt,
Thank you for being so full of yogurt when we first met.
I'll be dead soon.

\m/  God Hates Us All  \m/

\m/  God Hates Us All  \m/

ALL HAIL MTV3 (until they realize they now have three channels' worth of  attention-whoring no-talent reality shows to bludgeon us with).