Dig!

Dig!

So you can't sing and can't dance.

So you can't sing and can't dance.

If you can wait for 40 years, you can have your revengeance.

If you can wait for 40 years, you can have your revengeance.

Except Flo doesn't have seizures when shaving his face.

Except Flo doesn't have seizures when shaving his face.

My go-to dance is the 'Contact Lens'.

My go-to dance is the 'Contact Lens'.

Enough of this namby-pamby flim-flammery and topsy-turvy jiggery-pokery!

Enough of this namby-pamby flim-flammery and topsy-turvy jiggery-pokery!

Moderator: Please change my username to Delicate Ball Jelly.
TIA

Moderator: Please change my username to Delicate Ball Jelly.
TIA

Plus he has met exactly 32, 416 people.

Plus he has met exactly 32, 416 people.

Everyone mentions the virgins in heaven.
Great, so I'm stuck with 70 giggly, gossipy women who don't know anything at all about pleasure!

Everyone mentions the virgins in heaven.
Great, so I'm stuck with 70 giggly, gossipy women who don't know anything at all about pleasure!

<markie> Oh baby, you got what I need. </markie>

<markie> Oh baby, you got what I need. </markie>